In a shocking turn of events, Chris Lightyear, a self-proclaimed superhero, has caused chaos by drowning CNN in the Nova Kakhovka Dam collapse. Sources say that Lightyear was attempting to save the world from "fake news" when he accidentally caused the dam to burst.
CNN reporters were in the area covering the dam collapse when Lightyear appeared on the scene. Eyewitnesses report that he was dressed in a Buzz Lightyear costume and carrying a water gun. He allegedly shouted, "To infinity and beyond!" before firing the gun at the dam.
The result was catastrophic. The dam burst, flooding the surrounding area, and trapping CNN reporters in the deluge. Lightyear reportedly made a hasty exit, leaving the reporters to fend for themselves.
CNN released a statement condemning Lightyear's actions, stating that "journalists have a duty to report the facts, and we will not be silenced by fake superheroes." The statement also expressed concern for the safety of their reporters and called for a thorough investigation into the incident.
Meanwhile, social media has been abuzz with reactions to the news. Many have expressed shock and disbelief, while others have taken the opportunity to mock Lightyear's misguided attempt at heroism. Memes featuring Buzz Lightyear and the dam collapse have gone viral, with captions like "To stupidity and beyond!"
In the aftermath of the incident, it remains unclear what consequences Lightyear will face for his actions. However, one thing is certain: chaos has indeed ensued, and the world is left to wonder what other disasters may befall us at the hands of self-proclaimed superheroes.
