In a surprising turn of events, former President Donald Trump has once again made headlines, this time for his alleged Rubik's Cube-solving skills. During his recent testimony in a defamation suit, Trump claimed to have not only solved the famous puzzle but also completed it in a record-breaking three minutes. While some may find this hard to believe, Trump's supporters are hailing it as yet another example of his unmatched genius.
As the courtroom was filled with anticipation, Trump confidently took the stand, wearing his signature red tie and a smug grin. Little did anyone expect that his testimony would take such an unexpected turn. After swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, Trump began his opening statement by casually mentioning his Rubik's Cube prowess.
"Let me tell you, folks, I am the best at solving Rubik's Cubes. Nobody can solve them faster than me, believe me," Trump declared, causing a few bewildered looks among the jury. "In fact, just last night, I solved one in three minutes flat. It was incredible, really. The colors just fell into place, like magic."
As Trump continued his testimony, he seamlessly transitioned from discussing the defamation suit to sharing anecdotes about his Rubik's Cube adventures. He claimed to have solved the puzzle in various challenging scenarios, including while negotiating with foreign leaders, during important phone calls, and even while eating a Big Mac.
Unsurprisingly, Trump's claims were met with skepticism from the opposing counsel. "Mr. Trump, are you seriously suggesting that you can solve a Rubik's Cube in three minutes, let alone solve it at all?" the lawyer questioned, struggling to contain his laughter.
Trump, undeterred by the doubt, responded with a confident smirk. "I've always had a natural talent for puzzles, and the Rubik's Cube is no exception. It's all about strategy, and let me tell you, I have the best strategy. I've even considered opening a Rubik's Cube university, where I would teach people my incredible methods."
While it remains unclear whether Trump's Rubik's Cube skills are genuine or simply another one of his infamous exaggerations, his supporters have already started hailing him as the "Rubik's Cube Whisperer." Social media has been flooded with memes and videos of Trump's face superimposed onto Rubik's Cubes, with captions like "The Great Solver" and "Make Rubik's Cubes Great Again."
As the defamation suit continues, it seems that Trump's Rubik's Cube claims may have overshadowed the original purpose of the trial. Whether his alleged puzzle-solving abilities will have any impact on the outcome of the case remains to be seen. One thing is for sure, though: Trump has once again managed to grab the attention of the world, this time with a Rubik's Cube in hand.
