In a shocking turn of events, Elon Tusk, the lesser-known and more temperamental cousin of Elon Musk, has thrown a tantrum of epic proportions. The cause of his outrage? None other than the White House WiFi password. Tusk, known for his eccentric behavior and love of causing chaos, demanded exclusive access to the coveted password, claiming that he needed it for "important business dealings."
Witnesses reported seeing Tusk storming through the halls of the White House, his tusks gleaming in the fluorescent light as he bellowed demands for the password. Secret Service agents were left scrambling to contain the situation, unsure of how to handle a billionaire with such a unique set of demands.
When asked for comment, a White House spokesperson could only shake their head in disbelief. "We've dealt with our fair share of difficult personalities, but Elon Tusk takes the cake. We never thought we'd have to negotiate with a man who insists on using a WiFi connection named 'Tusky McTuskface'."
As the standoff continues, Tusk shows no signs of backing down. Rumor has it that he has even threatened to launch his own satellite into space to create his own private WiFi network if his demands are not met. Only time will tell if the White House will cave to his outrageous demands or if Tusk will be forced to find another way to satisfy his insatiable need for WiFi.
