Florida Man strikes again with another bold move, this time banning social media for minors under 14. But the reasoning behind this decision has left many scratching their heads - Baby Shark videos. Yes, you read that right. Florida Man is concerned that the addictive nature of Baby Shark videos on social media is causing irreparable harm to the young minds of children.
In a press conference, Florida Man expressed his fears that children are spending too much time watching Baby Shark videos, leading to a decline in their cognitive abilities and social skills. "I've seen the glazed eyes of children as they watch Baby Shark on repeat for hours on end. It's like they're in a trance," Florida Man stated, shaking his head in dismay.
When asked about the connection between Baby Shark videos and social media, Florida Man simply replied, "It's all connected, trust me. The algorithms, the targeted ads, the mind control - it's a dangerous cocktail that our children are being exposed to." Critics have been quick to point out that Baby Shark videos are not exclusive to social media and can be found on various platforms, but Florida Man remains steadfast in his decision.
Parents of young children in Florida are now left wondering how they will survive without the constant stream of Baby Shark content on their social media feeds. "What will we do without the daily dose of 'doo doo doo doo doo doo' in our lives?" one parent lamented.
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear - Florida Man's ban on social media for minors under 14 has certainly made waves, even if the reasoning behind it is as bizarre as a Baby Shark dance party. Only time will tell if this decision will have any real impact on the young generation's obsession with the catchy tune that has taken the world by storm.
