Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter has shocked the nation with her recent announcement that she will be entering hospice care and simultaneously embarking on a new career as a professional wrestler. Yes, you read that correctly. The 94-year-old former First Lady, known for her advocacy work and graceful demeanor, has decided to take her talents to the wrestling ring. It seems that retirement just isn't in the cards for this feisty firecracker.
While many were expecting Mrs. Carter to spend her golden years relaxing and enjoying the fruits of her labor, she has instead opted for a path less traveled. In a press conference held at the Carter Center, she explained her decision, saying, "I've always been a fan of professional wrestling. The athleticism, the drama, the spandex - it's all so captivating. And at this stage in my life, I thought, why not give it a try?"
Her announcement was met with a mix of confusion and amusement. Some wondered if she had lost her marbles, while others applauded her for pursuing her passions at any age. Regardless of the public's reaction, Mrs. Carter remains undeterred and is already deep into her training.
Her wrestling persona, "The Granny Grappler," is already making waves in the industry. With her signature move, the "Hospice Hammer," she plans to take down opponents with a combination of strength and compassion. And let's not forget her catchphrase, "I may be in hospice, but I can still bring the pain!"
Of course, Mrs. Carter's decision has raised concerns among her family and friends. Former President Jimmy Carter, her husband of over 70 years, expressed his support but admitted to being a bit worried. "I've always known Rosalynn to be a strong woman, but wrestling? That's a whole new level. I just hope she doesn't break a hip," he chuckled.
As for her Secret Service detail, they have been given a crash course in wrestling etiquette and are now tasked with protecting Mrs. Carter from any potential body slams or suplexes. It's safe to say that their job has taken an unexpected turn.
While the wrestling world may seem like an odd choice for a former First Lady, it's clear that Mrs. Carter is determined to make her mark. With her tenacity, grace, and a few well-placed body slams, she just might become the next big thing in professional wrestling. Move over, Hulk Hogan, there's a new champion in town.
