Mickey Mouse, the new face of politics
In a stunning turn of events, the iconic Disney character Mickey Mouse has announced his candidacy for the US presidency. The announcement comes at a time when Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' new laws are facing legal challenges. But Mickey Mouse is not one to be deterred by legalities. In fact, he believes that his experience in the entertainment industry has prepared him well for the political arena.
"I've been entertaining people for decades," Mickey said in a press conference. "I know how to make people happy. And that's what politics is all about, right? Making people happy?"
Mickey's platform is simple but effective: he promises to bring joy to the American people. "I believe that happiness is the key to success," he said. "And as president, I will do everything in my power to make sure that every American is happy."
Many are skeptical of Mickey's ability to govern. After all, he's never held elected office before. But Mickey is confident that he has what it takes to lead the country. "I've been the leader of the Disney universe for years," he said. "And I think that experience will serve me well in the Oval Office."
As for DeSantis' new laws, Mickey is not worried. "I think Ron and I can work together to make Florida a happier place," he said. "After all, who doesn't love Disney World?"
While it remains to be seen whether Mickey Mouse can win the presidency, one thing is for sure: he's already won the hearts of millions of Americans. And that's a good start.
