As the world grapples with the COVID-19 pandemic, it seems that even submarines are not immune to the effects of the virus. Reports have emerged that the Tito's submarine, which was thought to be impervious to any external threat, is now facing a crisis of its own. The levels of Oxy Jen, the oxygen supply on the submarine, are rapidly depleting, and the crew is scrambling to find ways to conserve it.
In a press conference held earlier today, the captain of the Tito's submarine, Captain Obvious, outlined the steps that the crew is taking to tackle the crisis. "We are asking all crew members to hold their breath for as long as possible, and to avoid any unnecessary movement," he said. "We are also turning off all non-essential equipment, including the coffee machine and the TV, to conserve power."
Meanwhile, the crew members themselves are coming up with innovative ways to conserve Oxy Jen. "I've started breathing through my nose instead of my mouth," said Petty Officer Smartypants. "It's amazing how much longer I can hold my breath now."
Other crew members are taking a more drastic approach. "I've decided to stop breathing altogether," said Seaman Silly. "I figure if I don't use up any oxygen, there will be more for everyone else."
Despite the seriousness of the situation, there is a sense of humor among the crew. "We're all in this together," said Captain Obvious. "And if worse comes to worst, we can always open a window."
As the world watches with bated breath, the fate of the Tito's submarine hangs in the balance. Will the crew be able to conserve enough Oxy Jen to make it to the surface? Only time will tell.
