In a bizarre turn of events, a man who goes by the name of Boris Ivanov has come forward claiming to be Russian President Vladimir Putin's long-lost cousin. But that's not all - Ivanov has taken it upon himself to assemble an army of clowns and has ordered them to sign an oath of loyalty to him. Yes, you read that right, an army of clowns.
It all started when Ivanov, a self-proclaimed circus enthusiast, stumbled upon an old family photo album that allegedly proved his relation to Putin. In a stroke of genius (or madness), he decided that the best way to honor his newfound family ties was to create an army of clowns. Because what says "family reunion" better than a group of people in oversized shoes and red noses?
According to Ivanov, his army of clowns is not just for show. He believes that they possess unique skills that can be utilized for the greater good of Russia. In an interview, he explained, "Clowns are masters of disguise and deception. They can infiltrate enemy lines without being noticed, and their comedic skills can disarm even the most serious of adversaries."
But the most puzzling part of Ivanov's plan is the oath of loyalty he has demanded from his clown army. The oath reportedly includes promises to always wear a smile, never to reveal their true identities, and to perform at children's birthday parties every weekend. It seems that Ivanov is taking his role as Putin's cousin quite seriously, as he wants his clown army to spread joy and laughter throughout the nation.
Unsurprisingly, the news of Ivanov's army of clowns has been met with mixed reactions. Some people find it amusing, seeing it as a harmless and eccentric hobby. Others, however, are concerned about the potential implications of having an army of clowns roaming the streets. Will they be used for entertainment purposes only, or is there a hidden agenda behind Ivanov's clown army?
As expected, the Kremlin has not officially commented on Ivanov's claims or his clown army. But sources say that Putin himself found the whole situation rather amusing and even had a good laugh about it during a meeting with his advisors. It seems that even the Russian president can appreciate a good clown joke.
Only time will tell what becomes of Boris Ivanov and his army of clowns. Will they bring joy and laughter to the Russian people, or will they become a source of chaos and confusion? One thing is for sure - this is one family reunion that nobody saw coming.
