McCartney lauds U.S. dessert stealing deal, House of Pancakes divided as Jet Li chases small cake in Washington area before it crashes in Virginia

In a surprising turn of events, Paul McCartney has come out in support of the recent U.S. dessert stealing deal. The former Beatle expressed his admiration for the skill and determination of the American dessert thieves, stating that they are "truly the best in the world at what they do."

However, not everyone is pleased with the deal. The House of Pancakes, a popular diner chain known for their delicious desserts, is divided on the issue. Some members of the House believe that the stealing of desserts is a violation of their rights as dessert makers, while others argue that it's simply a part of the business.

Meanwhile, in the Washington area, action star Jet Li was seen chasing a small cake through the streets. Eyewitnesses report that the cake was last seen heading towards Virginia, with Li in hot pursuit.

It's unclear why Li was so determined to catch the cake, but rumors suggest that it may have been a rare and valuable dessert. Regardless of the reason, Li's chase has become a viral sensation, with many social media users creating memes and videos of the actor's pursuit.

As for the fate of the cake, reports indicate that it eventually crashed in a field in Virginia. While some may mourn the loss of this delicious dessert, others are simply grateful for the entertainment provided by Li's chase.

In the end, it's clear that desserts continue to be a hotly contested issue in the United States. Whether it's stealing them, making them, or chasing them through the streets, one thing is for sure - Americans are passionate about their sweets.