In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Rudy McRuderson, the esteemed foreign policy advisor to a certain high-ranking official, has been caught red-handed using a Magic 8-Ball to make crucial decisions regarding international relations. Yes, you read that right - a grown man with access to classified information and diplomatic channels has been relying on a toy from the 90s to guide his decision-making process. Talk about a modern-day Nostradamus!
Witnesses report seeing McRuderson shaking the Magic 8-Ball vigorously before asking questions like, "Should we impose sanctions on this country?" or "Is military intervention the best course of action?" The fact that he actually took the responses seriously is both baffling and concerning. One can only imagine the chaos that ensued behind closed doors as world leaders awaited the outcome of a decision made by a plastic sphere filled with blue liquid.
When confronted about his unorthodox methodology, McRuderson reportedly defended his actions by claiming that the Magic 8-Ball has never steered him wrong in the past. He even went as far as to say that it provides more accurate predictions than any intelligence briefing or expert analysis. Well, who needs years of experience and expertise when you have a toy that says "Reply hazy, try again"?
As news of McRuderson's reliance on the Magic 8-Ball spreads like wildfire, the international community is left scratching their heads in disbelief. How could someone in such a pivotal position be so reckless and irresponsible? Perhaps it's time for a new approach to foreign policy - one that doesn't involve shaking a plastic ball and hoping for the best. In the meantime, let's hope that McRuderson's Magic 8-Ball doesn't lead us straight into a diplomatic disaster!
