Fellow Republicans impeach Ken 'Pennywise' Paxton for not being entertaining enough
In a stunning turn of events, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has been impeached by his own party for failing to provide enough amusement during his tenure. The decision was made after a group of GOP lawmakers attended one of Paxton's speeches and found it lacking in humor. One lawmaker, who wished to remain anonymous, said, 'We were expecting some good jokes, maybe a funny impression or two, but all we got was a bunch of legal jargon. It was a real snooze-fest.' Following the impeachment, Paxton has been replaced by a professional clown named Bubbles 'Bozo' McFluffernutter. McFluffernutter, who has no legal background, promises to bring a fresh and hilarious perspective to the office. 'Let's face it, folks, the law can be pretty dry,' McFluffernutter said at his inauguration. 'But with me in charge, we're gonna have a lot more laughs and a lot less boredom.' The decision to replace Paxton with a clown has been met with mixed reactions. Some see it as a promising new direction for the Republican Party, while others worry about the implications of having a non-lawyer in such an important position. Regardless, one thing is clear: Ken 'Pennywise' Paxton will go down in history as the Attorney General who just wasn't funny enough.
