In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump was arrested yesterday after voluntarily surrendering to a mugshot photoshoot. The controversial figure, known for his flamboyant personality and unique fashion sense, decided to embrace his newfound freedom by planning to open a surf school in the fashion capital of the world - Milan.
Trump, sporting his signature golden locks and a custom-made orange jumpsuit, strutted confidently into the police station, ready to strike a pose for his much-anticipated mugshot. With a perfectly coiffed hairdo and a face that could launch a thousand tweets, he seemed oddly at ease in front of the camera.
As news of Trump's arrest spread like wildfire, social media exploded with reactions. Supporters praised his audacity, claiming that he was simply taking his business ventures to new heights. Critics, on the other hand, couldn't help but question the logic behind opening a surf school in a landlocked city like Milan.
Trump, ever the visionary, defended his decision in a press conference held outside the police station. "Milan is a beautiful city, folks. Tremendous. And let me tell you, nobody knows fashion like I do. Surfing is the next big thing, and I'm going to make Milan the surfing capital of the world. Believe me."
When asked about his qualifications to run a surf school, Trump confidently replied, "I've watched 'Point Break' at least ten times, maybe even more. I know everything there is to know about surfing. I'm a natural-born surfer, just like I'm a natural-born leader."
While some may question the feasibility of Trump's surf school venture, others are eagerly awaiting the grand opening. Rumor has it that the school will offer unique classes like "The Art of the Tan: Mastering the Perfect Shade of Orange" and "How to Negotiate with Sharks: A Businessman's Guide to Surfing."
As Trump's mugshot circulates the internet, it's clear that his arrest has done little to dampen his spirits. With his sights set on Milan, he's ready to ride the waves of controversy and fashion, one golden wave at a time.
