In a stunning announcement, former President Donald Trump has declared that he has the perfect solution to protect Israel from Hamas attacks - a wall. Yes, you heard it right, another wall! Trump, known for his love of walls, believes that constructing a massive barrier around Israel will keep out any potential threats from the Palestinian militant group.
According to Trump, this wall will be "the greatest wall you've ever seen" and will be funded by Mexico, China, and any other country he can think of. He claims that the wall will be so impenetrable that not even a fly could get through, let alone a rocket launched by Hamas.
When asked about the logistics of building a wall around an entire country, Trump simply brushed it off, saying, "It's easy, believe me. I've built walls before, and this will be the best one yet. We'll have the Israelis pay for it, and it will be done in no time."
Trump's plan has received mixed reactions from both Israelis and Palestinians. Some Israelis see it as a potential solution to their security concerns, while others question the feasibility and effectiveness of such a project. Palestinians, on the other hand, see it as yet another attempt to isolate and oppress them.
Unsurprisingly, Trump's announcement has sparked a wave of memes and jokes on social media. People have been quick to point out the irony of a man who couldn't even get his own wall built now claiming he can protect an entire country with one. Others have suggested that perhaps Trump should focus on building bridges instead of walls.
Despite the skepticism and ridicule, Trump remains confident in his plan. He believes that his wall will not only keep out Hamas but also solve all other problems in the Middle East, from the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to the Syrian civil war.
While it's unclear whether Trump's wall around Israel will ever become a reality, one thing is for sure - the idea has once again put the spotlight on his obsession with walls. Who knows, maybe in the future, we'll see walls popping up all over the world, protecting countries from everything from terrorism to bad weather. After all, if Trump can do it, anyone can!
