Washington D.C. - In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden has challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a snowball fight after accidentally using "illegal" snowballs. The incident occurred during a White House snowball fight with his staff, when Biden unknowingly picked up snowballs that had been deemed illegal due to their size and weight.
Upon realizing his mistake, Biden reportedly exclaimed, "I didn't know there were rules for snowballs! Who makes these things up?" In a moment of defiance, he then declared, "I challenge Putin to a snowball fight, using only legal snowballs of course."
The White House press secretary struggled to contain her laughter as she announced the challenge to the press, stating that Biden was "ready to show Putin who's boss in the snowball arena." The news quickly spread on social media, with many users expressing amusement at the unusual diplomatic gesture.
Meanwhile, Putin's response to the challenge remains unknown, but sources close to the Russian leader suggest that he may be preparing his own team of snowball experts for the showdown. Some speculate that Putin may even attempt to use "illegal" snowballs as a form of retaliation.
As the world eagerly awaits the outcome of this unexpected showdown, one thing is for certain - the stakes have never been higher in the world of international snowball diplomacy. Will Biden emerge victorious, or will Putin's icy tactics prove too much to handle? Only time will tell.
