Donald Duck Claims Abortion Laws Should Be Decided by Magic Kingdom Council

Donald Duck, the famous cartoon character, has made a surprising statement regarding abortion laws. In a press conference held at Disneyland, Donald Duck claimed that the decision on abortion laws should be left to the Magic Kingdom Council. This unexpected suggestion has left many scratching their heads and wondering if Donald has been spending too much time in Fantasyland.

When asked about his reasoning behind this proposal, Donald Duck quacked, "The Magic Kingdom Council has a long history of making important decisions for the kingdom, so why not let them handle something as controversial as abortion laws? They have experience dealing with fairy tales and talking animals, so I trust their judgment on this matter."

Critics have been quick to point out the absurdity of Donald Duck's suggestion, with many questioning the qualifications of the Magic Kingdom Council to make decisions on such complex and sensitive issues. One critic remarked, "I'm not sure if Mickey Mouse and Cinderella are the best people to be deciding the fate of women's reproductive rights."

Despite the backlash, Donald Duck seems unfazed and even suggested that the Magic Kingdom Council could use their magical powers to come up with a solution that would please everyone. "I have faith in the magic of Disney to find a way to make everyone happy," quacked Donald Duck with a confident smile.

As the debate over abortion laws continues to rage on, one thing is for certain - Donald Duck's proposal has added a touch of whimsy to an otherwise serious and contentious issue. Whether or not the Magic Kingdom Council will actually be called upon to make decisions on abortion laws remains to be seen, but one thing is certain - the world of politics just got a little more magical.