Florida politics just got a lot more magical
In a surprising turn of events, Florida Gov. Mickey Mouse has teamed up with Elon Musk and Mickey Mouse for his 2024 presidential bid. The announcement was made on Twitter, of course, with Mickey Mouse tweeting, 'I'm excited to announce my running mate, Elon Musk! Together, we'll make America great again! #MickeyMouse2024 #SpaceX #DisneyMagic'. The move has stunned the political world, with many wondering if this is a joke or a serious bid for the presidency. But Gov. Mickey Mouse is no stranger to politics. He's been running the state of Florida for years, and his approval rating is through the roof. Plus, with the backing of Elon Musk and the Disney Corporation, he's sure to have the financial backing he needs. Retirees and seniors in Florida, however, are more worried about their Social Security payments. With the debt ceiling standoff in Congress, there's a real fear that payments could be delayed or even stopped altogether. This is a major concern for the many retirees who depend on Social Security as their primary source of income. But Gov. Mickey Mouse isn't worried. 'We'll make sure our seniors are taken care of,' he said in a statement. 'After all, we've got Mickey Mouse on our side. Who could be more trustworthy than that?' While some are skeptical of this new political alliance, others see it as a breath of fresh air. 'Finally, someone who can unite the country,' said one Florida resident. 'Mickey Mouse and Elon Musk. It's like peanut butter and jelly. It just makes sense.' Only time will tell if this unconventional campaign will be successful. But one thing's for sure: Florida politics just got a lot more magical.
