Elon Musk Declares 'Man Crush' on Judge Overseeing Trial to Become Biden's Space Advisor

In a bizarre turn of events, eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has shocked the world by declaring a "man crush" on the judge overseeing the trial to become President Biden's space advisor. Musk, known for his outlandish statements and bold moves, has taken his admiration for the judge to a whole new level.

During a recent press conference, Musk gushed about the judge's intelligence, wit, and impeccable fashion sense. He even went as far as to say that he would do anything to win the judge's favor, including offering him a lifetime supply of Tesla cars and SpaceX rockets.

Observers were left scratching their heads at Musk's unusual behavior, with some speculating that this could be a desperate attempt to secure a favorable outcome in the trial. Others simply couldn't believe that the CEO of two major companies would resort to such extreme measures for a government position.

As the trial continues to unfold, one thing is for certain - Elon Musk's infatuation with the judge shows no signs of waning. Whether this will help or hinder his chances of becoming Biden's space advisor remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure - it's definitely making for some entertaining headlines.