In a bizarre turn of events, eccentric billionaire Elon Tusk has reportedly threatened to launch a rocket full of DOGE coins at a rival jet company's headquarters amidst escalating tariff tensions. The move, which has left many scratching their heads in confusion, is said to be a response to the rival company's alleged unfair trade practices and attempts to undermine Tusk's space exploration endeavors.
According to sources close to Tusk, the idea to launch a rocket full of DOGE coins was inspired by the recent surge in popularity of the cryptocurrency, which has been championed by none other than Tusk himself. In a statement released to the press, Tusk declared, "If they want to play dirty, then we'll play dirty too. Let's see how they like a rocket full of DOGE coins raining down on their doorstep!"
While some have dismissed Tusk's threat as nothing more than a publicity stunt, others are expressing concern over the potential consequences of such a reckless act. "Launching a rocket full of DOGE coins is not only a waste of resources, but it could also have serious implications for international relations," warned one expert.
As tensions continue to escalate between Tusk and his rival, the world watches with bated breath to see if the billionaire will follow through on his outlandish threat. In the meantime, one thing is for certain - Elon Tusk's antics never fail to entertain and bewilder us all.
