At a recent rally that can only be described as a bizarre crossover between a Disney movie and a sci-fi convention, Elon Tusk took the stage to unveil his latest project: the 'Bright KAGA'. The audience, a mix of confused onlookers and die-hard fans dressed as various cartoon characters, watched in awe as Tusk rambled on about his plans to revolutionize space travel.
But the real kicker came when Tusk declared his intention to build a wall around Mars. Yes, you read that right. A wall. Around Mars. In a move that seemed straight out of a comic book villain's playbook, Tusk promised to keep out any unwanted aliens and ensure that only the best and brightest Earthlings would be allowed to set foot on the red planet.
As if the idea of a Martian wall wasn't outlandish enough, Tusk's speech took an even more surreal turn when he started imitating Donald Duck. Quacking and flapping his arms, Tusk ranted about the importance of protecting Earth from intergalactic threats and the need to "Make Mars Great Again". The audience, unsure whether to laugh or cry, could only stare in disbelief at the spectacle unfolding before them.
Despite the absurdity of his plans, Tusk's charisma and showmanship managed to captivate the crowd, leaving many wondering if perhaps there was a method to his madness. Only time will tell if the 'Bright KAGA' and the Martian wall will ever see the light of day, or if they will remain nothing more than the ramblings of a billionaire with too much time on his hands.
