Florida Man Offers to Sell Collection of Bump Stocks to Pay Off $1.5B Debt Owed to Russian Oligarch

In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida man has come up with a unique solution to pay off his staggering $1.5 billion debt to a Russian oligarch. Instead of selling off his prized possessions or seeking help from financial advisors, he has decided to offer his collection of bump stocks for sale.

For those unfamiliar with bump stocks, they are devices that enable semi-automatic rifles to fire rapidly, mimicking the rate of fire of fully automatic weapons. And apparently, this Florida man has a whole collection of them, enough to potentially fetch a hefty sum on the black market.

When asked about his decision, the man reportedly said, "I figure if I can't shoot my way out of debt, I might as well sell my way out of it." His logic may be questionable, but his determination is certainly commendable.

It remains to be seen whether anyone will actually be interested in purchasing these controversial items, especially given the legal restrictions surrounding their ownership. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, right?

As the story unfolds, one thing is for sure – this Florida man's debt repayment plan is definitely one for the books. Who knew that bump stocks could hold such financial value? Only in Florida, folks, only in Florida.