It seems that the once beloved campus catnip enthusiast has fallen from grace, as reports emerge of the furry feline being caught napping on the job. The former campus celebrity, known for his love of all things catnip, has now found himself at the center of a controversy that has shocked the entire student body.
According to eyewitnesses, the cat in question was found snoozing in a sunbeam instead of keeping a watchful eye on the campus grounds. This negligence has been blamed for the recent protests over the Israel-Hamas conflict, with some students claiming that the cat's lack of vigilance allowed tensions to escalate unchecked.
When questioned about his actions, the cat simply yawned and stretched, showing no remorse for his dereliction of duty. Some speculate that the cat may have been under the influence of his beloved catnip, leading to his careless behavior.
As the campus community grapples with the fallout of this scandal, one thing is clear: the former campus catnip enthusiast may have lost his status as a beloved mascot, but he has certainly gained notoriety as the cat who napped through a crisis.
