In a shocking turn of events, former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen has decided to ditch his legal career and pursue a new path as a stand-up comedian. And his first act? Roasting none other than his former boss's infamous hairdo.
Stepping into the courtroom with a microphone in hand, Cohen had the audience in stitches as he launched into his hilarious routine. "You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I hope it's true because I'm about to prescribe a heavy dose of laughter for all of you," he quipped.
Cohen wasted no time diving into the topic that everyone was waiting for - Donald Trump's hair. "I've seen some interesting hairstyles in my time, but nothing quite like what we've got going on here," he said, pointing to a blown-up photo of Trump's iconic coiffure.
With impeccable timing, Cohen continued, "I mean, who needs a wall when you've got a hairdo like that? It's like a fortress on his head, impenetrable and full of secrets. I wouldn't be surprised if he's hiding his tax returns up there."
The audience erupted with laughter, unable to contain their amusement at the absurdity of it all. Cohen, reveling in the spotlight, went on to mimic Trump's signature hair flip, much to the delight of the crowd.
But it wasn't just the hair that Cohen targeted. He also took aim at Trump's tweeting habits. "You know, I used to think birds were the only creatures that couldn't stop chirping. But then I met Donald Trump. The man tweets more than a flock of seagulls fighting over a french fry."
As the laughter continued to fill the courtroom, Cohen couldn't help but take a jab at his own past. "I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a 'fixer.' I mean, come on, I couldn't even fix my own career. How am I supposed to fix anything else?"
The former lawyer turned comedian left the courtroom that day with a standing ovation and a newfound career in comedy. Who would have thought that the man who once stood by Trump's side would end up making a mockery of his former boss's most recognizable feature?
As for Trump, well, he hasn't publicly responded to Cohen's comedic act just yet. But we can only imagine that behind closed doors, he's frantically searching for a new hair stylist.
