Breaking news out of Texas: a head-scratching tornado has killed Perry and caused Suarezing destruction in the Lone Star state.
Yes, you read that right. The tornado apparently had a sudden urge to scratch its head, causing it to veer off course and hit the unfortunate Perry. We can only assume that the tornado was suffering from a bad case of dandruff or an itchy scalp.
As for the Suarezing destruction, well, we're not quite sure what that means. Perhaps the tornado was a big fan of the Barcelona soccer team and decided to pay homage to their star player, Luis Suarez. Or maybe it just wanted to create a new word to confuse the weather forecasters.
Either way, the people of Texas are left scratching their heads (pun intended) at this bizarre turn of events. Some are even questioning whether the tornado was under the influence of drugs or alcohol, as it's not every day that a natural disaster decides to deviate from its path for a quick scratch.
Of course, we shouldn't make light of the tragedy that has befallen Perry and the damage caused by the tornado. But sometimes, in the face of such absurdity, all we can do is laugh and shake our heads in disbelief.
So, rest in peace, Perry. And may the Suarezing destruction in Texas serve as a reminder that Mother Nature is a fickle and unpredictable force.
