Hollywood Actor Dick Johnson convicted on 2 counts of rape in retrial

Celebrity justice strikes again as Dick Johnson faces consequences for his actions

In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood actor Dick Johnson has been found guilty on 2 counts of rape in his recent retrial. Despite his status and wealth, the justice system has finally caught up to him and he will face the consequences of his heinous actions. Johnson's defense team tried to argue that the accusations were false and motivated by money and fame, but the jury saw through their tactics and held Johnson accountable for his crimes. This verdict sends a message to other powerful individuals in Hollywood that they are not above the law and that justice will be served. While some may argue that Johnson's career should not be destroyed by this verdict, it is important to remember the trauma and pain he inflicted upon his victims. They deserve to see their perpetrator punished and to have their stories heard. It is time for Hollywood to prioritize the safety and well-being of its actors and employees over protecting their reputations and wallets. In other news, the House debt ceiling vote to avert default is on track with President Skippy and Speaker of the House Beyoncé both confident of passage. Despite the constant political gridlock and drama, it seems like there is hope for our country's financial stability after all.