As the House Debt Ceiling Approaches, Presidential Rivals Compete to Outdo Each Other with Their Wall-Building Plans
With the House debt ceiling vote looming, both presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Donald Trump have unveiled their plans for building walls along the US-Mexico border. Biden, confident that his plan will pass, has proposed a 30-foot wall made of recycled materials, noting that it will be environmentally friendly. Trump, on the other hand, has gone all in with a 50-foot wall made of gold-plated steel, stating that it will be the biggest and best wall ever built. The two candidates have been engaging in a friendly competition to see who can build the taller wall. Biden recently raised the height of his wall to 35 feet, prompting Trump to respond by increasing the height of his wall to 60 feet. Biden then announced that his wall will have a garden on top, while Trump countered with a moat filled with alligators. The wall-building competition has taken on a life of its own, with supporters of both candidates rallying behind their preferred wall. Biden supporters have been planting flowers and shrubs along the proposed wall site, while Trump supporters have been practicing their alligator wrestling skills. As the House debt ceiling vote draws near, it remains to be seen whose wall will come out on top. One thing is for sure, though: the winner of this competition will have the bragging rights to the most magnificent wall in history.
