Live Updates: Donald Trump's Hairpiece Indicted in Top-Secret Documents Case; Boris 'BoJo' Johnson Claims He Was Fired Due to Excessive Party Planning

In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump's iconic hairpiece has been indicted in a top-secret documents case. The hairpiece, which has been a staple of Trump's image for years, is facing charges of conspiracy and espionage. When asked for comment, Trump simply replied, "I can't believe they're going after my hair now. This is a witch hunt, folks." The hairpiece could not be reached for comment, as it is not a sentient being.

Meanwhile, across the pond, former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has claimed that he was fired from his position due to excessive party planning. According to sources close to Johnson, he spent more time planning elaborate costume parties and tea parties than actually running the country. When asked about the allegations, Johnson replied, "Look, I think it's important to have a bit of fun, even when you're in charge of a country. What's the harm in a little bit of dress-up?"

The news of Trump's hairpiece being indicted and Johnson's party planning scandal has sent shockwaves throughout the political world. Some are speculating that this could be the beginning of the end for both men's political careers. Others are simply wondering what other surprising revelations could be lurking just around the corner. One thing's for sure: it's never a dull moment in the world of politics.