In a shocking turn of events, sources reveal that Aileen Cannon, a literal cannonball appointed by former President Donald Trump, has been assigned to oversee his case regarding the alleged theft of classified hotdogs.
According to insiders, Trump's obsession with hotdogs reached a new level when he reportedly stole a batch of top-secret hotdogs from the White House kitchen. The stolen hotdogs were said to be so classified that even the CIA and FBI were not aware of their existence.
As the investigation into the hotdog theft gained momentum, Trump's legal team scrambled to find someone who could protect their client from the long arm of the law. That's when Aileen Cannon came into the picture.
Cannon, who is known for her ability to cause destruction and chaos, was deemed the perfect candidate to oversee Trump's case. Her appointment was met with mixed reactions, with some legal experts questioning the sanity of the decision.
However, Trump's team defended their choice, stating that Cannon's experience in causing mayhem and destruction would be essential in protecting their client's interests.
When asked about the appointment, Cannon expressed her excitement at the opportunity to work with Trump. "I'm thrilled to be appointed as the overseer of this case. I can't wait to bring out the big guns and show those hotdog thieves who's boss," she said.
As the case progresses, many are left wondering if Trump will be able to escape the clutches of the law once again. With Aileen Cannon by his side, anything is possible.
