In a shocking turn of events, a local judge has taken it upon himself to ban government officials from joining social media groups, claiming that it poses a grave threat to national sanity. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, the judge believes that the mere act of government officials engaging with the common folk on social media platforms is enough to send our country spiraling into chaos.
It seems that the judge is under the impression that government officials joining social media groups will lead to a breakdown of order and anarchy. Because, you know, nothing says "threat to national sanity" like a politician commenting on a cat video or sharing a funny meme. Clearly, the judge is a visionary who understands the true dangers of a government official's thumbs-up emoji.
One can only imagine the horrors that could befall our nation if government officials were allowed to join social media groups. Perhaps they would start engaging in civil discussions with citizens, listening to their concerns, and even - gasp - taking their suggestions into consideration. We certainly can't have that, can we?
It's not like government officials have anything better to do with their time, right? They should definitely not be allowed to connect with their constituents or gain a better understanding of the issues that affect everyday people. Who needs empathy and relatability when you can just sit in your ivory tower and make decisions without any input from the people you represent?
But fear not, dear citizens, for our local judge is here to protect us from the perils of social media. Because clearly, the real threats to national sanity are not corruption, incompetence, or lack of transparency, but rather the possibility of a government official liking a funny cat video.
So let us all thank our lucky stars that this judge is so vigilant in his quest to preserve our national sanity. Who needs progress and modernization when we can have archaic rules and regulations that keep our government officials in the dark ages? After all, it's not like social media has become an integral part of our society or anything.
So next time you see a government official posting a selfie or sharing a witty tweet, remember the words of our wise local judge: it's a threat to national sanity. And if you dare to think otherwise, well, you might just find yourself in contempt of court. Because nothing says "sanity" like banning government officials from joining social media groups.
