Local politician 'Scooby Doo' has found himself in hot water after being caught red-handed trying to bribe ghosts for votes. Yes, you heard that right - ghosts. It seems that 'Scooby Doo' thought he could pull a fast one on the supernatural community, but unfortunately for him, ghosts don't take too kindly to bribery.
Witnesses reported seeing 'Scooby Doo' sneaking around graveyards in the dead of night, waving wads of cash and promising a haunted mansion for every ghost who voted for him. It's a bold strategy, to say the least. But it seems that even ghosts have some integrity, as they promptly turned him in to the authorities.
When questioned about his actions, 'Scooby Doo' claimed it was all a misunderstanding and that he was simply trying to connect with the spirit world in a bid to gain their support. But let's be real here - trying to buy off ghosts with money is about as desperate as it gets.
It's a shame that 'Scooby Doo' resorted to such underhanded tactics, especially when there are plenty of living, breathing voters out there who would gladly support him if he just ran a clean campaign. Maybe next time he'll think twice before trying to pull the wool over the eyes of the supernatural community.
