Martha Mayhem, a self-proclaimed avocado toast enthusiast, found herself in a rather sticky situation last week when she accidentally ordered a whopping 1000 pounds of the trendy brunch staple. In a bizarre turn of events, Martha has decided to blame none other than Facebook's algorithm for her avocado toast overload.
According to Martha, it all started innocently enough when she innocently clicked on a sponsored post for a new avocado toast delivery service. Little did she know that the algorithm had other plans for her. Before she could say "smashed avocado," Martha had confirmed her order for a mountain of avocado toast that could feed a small army.
When the delivery truck arrived at Martha's doorstep, she was in for the shock of her life. Boxes upon boxes of avocado toast were unloaded, filling her living room from floor to ceiling. As Martha frantically tried to make sense of the situation, she couldn't help but point the finger at Facebook's algorithm.
"It's all Facebook's fault," Martha exclaimed, shaking her fist at her computer screen. "They know I love avocado toast, and they just couldn't resist tempting me with a bulk order. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!"
As Martha struggles to find a way to offload her avocado toast surplus, she has taken to social media to warn others of the dangers of algorithm-driven shopping sprees. Her cautionary tale serves as a reminder that in the age of technology, even the most innocent click can lead to a toast-tastrophe of epic proportions.
