In a shocking turn of events, Melania Trump has declared herself the Queen of Twitter, asserting her dominance over the realm of social media. In a series of tweets, she announced that she will be imposing a 25% tariff on countries that dare to use emojis incorrectly. Yes, you read that right - emojis.
According to the First Lady, the misuse of emojis is a grave offense that must be punished swiftly and severely. She claims that incorrect emoji usage is a threat to national security and must be dealt with accordingly. Melania even went as far as to create a special emoji police force to monitor and enforce her new decree.
The international community is in a state of confusion and disbelief at the audacity of Melania's proclamation. Countries around the world are scrambling to review their emoji usage and ensure compliance with the Queen of Twitter's strict guidelines. Some are even considering forming alliances to resist the imposed tariffs.
Twitter users everywhere are now living in fear of accidentally using the wrong emoji and falling victim to Melania's wrath. Memes and jokes about the Queen of Twitter's new title are flooding the platform, but no one dares to cross her by using the infamous crying-laughing emoji inappropriately.
As the world waits with bated breath to see how this emoji tariff saga unfolds, one thing is certain - Melania Trump has solidified her place as the most unexpected and eccentric ruler in the realm of social media.
