In a bizarre turn of events, Melvin McSprinkles was caught red-handed using a water gun in an attempt to assassinate himself. The FBI has released shocking photos of the failed assassination plot, showing McSprinkles squirting himself with water while wearing a comically serious expression on his face.
Witnesses at the scene reported that McSprinkles was muttering something about wanting to "end it all in a splash" before pulling out the water gun and drenching himself. The onlookers were left bewildered by the sight of a grown man trying to take his own life with a children's toy.
When questioned by authorities, McSprinkles claimed that he was just trying to make a statement about the absurdity of life and the futility of existence. However, the FBI is not buying his explanation and has launched a full investigation into the incident.
As the news of McSprinkles' water gun assassination attempt spreads, social media has been flooded with memes and jokes about the failed plot. Some have even dubbed him the "Wet Bandit" in reference to the infamous Home Alone character.
Despite the seriousness of the situation, many are finding humor in the absurdity of McSprinkles' actions. One can only wonder what other unconventional methods he may come up with in the future.
