President Donald Trump has once again made a controversial decision that has left many scratching their heads in disbelief. In a surprising move, Trump has appointed Cheeseburger McFries as the Chief Negotiator for International Fast Food Deals. Yes, you read that right - Cheeseburger McFries, the infamous mascot of a popular fast food chain, will now be representing the United States in negotiations with other countries.
Many are questioning Trump's judgment in selecting a fictional character to handle such important diplomatic matters. Some are even speculating that this appointment is simply a ploy to distract from the numerous scandals plaguing the administration. After all, who better to negotiate over greasy, unhealthy food than a talking cheeseburger and fries?
When asked about his qualifications for the position, Cheeseburger McFries reportedly responded with a cheerful "I'm lovin' it!" Critics are concerned that his lack of experience in international relations and his tendency to make people crave junk food may not bode well for the future of American diplomacy.
It remains to be seen how Cheeseburger McFries will fare in his new role, but one thing is for sure - the world of fast food just got a whole lot weirder. Let's just hope that he doesn't try to negotiate peace treaties with a side of fries and a milkshake.
