In a shocking turn of events, Yevgeny Prigozhin, the Russian coup leader, has revealed his master plan to conquer the world with a giant meatball. Yes, you read that right - a meatball. This announcement came during a press conference where Prigozhin was supposed to discuss the ongoing Ukraine war. However, it seems that he had other, more pressing matters on his mind.
According to Prigozhin, the meatball will be made from the finest Russian beef and will be big enough to feed the entire world. He claims that once the meatball is ready, Russia will launch it into space and use it to assert its dominance over other countries. When asked about the logistics of such a plan, Prigozhin simply shrugged and said, "We'll figure it out as we go along."
This announcement has caused quite a stir in the international community, with many questioning the sanity of the Russian leader. Some have even speculated that this is all just a ploy to distract from the atrocities being committed in Ukraine. However, Prigozhin seems unfazed by the criticism and has even started a crowdfunding campaign to raise money for the meatball's construction.
As expected, social media has been abuzz with reactions to this bizarre news. Memes featuring giant meatballs and Russian flags have been circulating online, with many poking fun at Prigozhin's outlandish plan. One Twitter user wrote, "I always knew Russia had a beef with the world, but I didn't expect it to be in the form of a meatball."
It remains to be seen whether Prigozhin's meatball will ever see the light of day, but one thing is for sure - this is one of the weirdest things to come out of the Ukraine war. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story (and the meatball).
