In a surprising turn of events, the infamous head of the Wagner group, Yevgeny Prigozhin, has reportedly left for Bel-Air just as the Russian clowns have departed the capital. It seems that the two events are not related, but one can't help but wonder if Prigozhin is looking for a new career as a Hollywood actor.
Prigozhin, also known as "Putin's chef," has been accused of various shady activities, including election meddling and funding mercenaries in conflicts around the world. But now, it seems he's ready to leave all that behind and pursue his true passion: acting.
Sources close to Prigozhin say that he's been practicing his acting skills for years, and he's finally ready to make his big break in Hollywood. He's even hired a personal acting coach to help him perfect his craft.
As for the Russian clowns, it's unclear why they've left the capital. Some speculate that they were tired of competing with the politicians for attention, while others say they were simply tired of the cold weather. Whatever the reason, their departure has left many Muscovites feeling a bit sad.
But fear not, dear readers, for there are still plenty of clowns in the Kremlin to keep us entertained. And who knows, maybe Prigozhin will return one day to join their ranks. After all, politics is just another form of theater, isn't it?
In the meantime, we wish Prigozhin all the best in his new career. Break a leg, Yevgeny!
