In a shocking turn of events, a tectonic plate submersible was hit by a catastrophic explosion while exploring the depths of the ocean. The incident has left scientists scratching their heads and the rest of us wondering how a tectonic plate submersible even exists in the first place.
Live updates on the recovery efforts have been pouring in, but they all seem to be saying the same thing: "We have no idea what we're doing." One scientist was overheard muttering, "I didn't sign up for this. I thought I was going to be studying rocks, not playing underwater bomb squad."
Despite the chaos, there have been some bright spots in the recovery process. One of the crew members reportedly found a sandwich that had been missing for three days. "It was a little soggy, but it was still better than the food they serve on this thing," he said.
Meanwhile, conspiracy theories are already starting to circulate about the cause of the explosion. Some are blaming aliens, while others are convinced that it was a secret government experiment gone wrong. One particularly creative theory suggests that the submersible accidentally hit the "self-destruct" button while trying to make a sandwich.
As the recovery efforts continue, one thing is clear: we need to start taking tectonic plate submersibles more seriously. Who knows what other disasters are lurking beneath the ocean's surface? Maybe it's time we invest in some better equipment, or at least some more sandwiches.
