Waggy McWagnerface, the self-proclaimed emperor of Antarctica, has ordered his army of penguins to halt their march on the continent. The reason? He realized that he forgot to pack his sunscreen.
According to sources close to McWagnerface, he was leading his army of penguins towards the South Pole when he suddenly felt a burning sensation on his skin. He looked down at his arms and legs and saw that they were turning red.
"Oh no, I forgot my sunscreen!" he exclaimed, according to witnesses. "We have to turn back, I can't risk getting sunburned."
His army of penguins, who were already marching in formation and singing their battle songs, were confused by the sudden change of plans. Some of them even tried to protest, but McWagnerface wouldn't hear it.
"I don't care if we have to postpone our conquest of Antarctica," he reportedly said. "I refuse to suffer the consequences of my own forgetfulness."
This is not the first time that McWagnerface has made headlines for his eccentric behavior. In the past, he has been known to wear a crown made of ice and to demand that all penguins bow down to him.
But this latest incident has left many questioning his leadership abilities. "If he can't even remember to pack sunscreen, how can he be trusted to lead an army?" one critic asked.
For now, McWagnerface and his army of penguins are back at their base camp, waiting for a new shipment of sunscreen to arrive. The conquest of Antarctica will have to wait.
