Local Election Denier Tina Pudding Turns Statewide Clemency Into National Prayer Breakfast Fundraiser, Invites Only Chocolate Cake

In a move that has left both local politicians and dessert enthusiasts scratching their heads, Tina Pudding, the self-proclaimed local election denier and part-time cake decorator, has decided to turn her recent statewide clemency initiative into a fundraising event for the annual National Prayer Breakfast. The twist? She’s only inviting chocolate cake. Yes, you heard that right—just chocolate cake. Apparently, Tina has a very specific vision for her “Clemency and Cake” fundraiser, and it involves more cocoa and less accountability.