Washington D.C. - In a bizarre turn of events, a group of 300 individuals named Biden narrowly avoided a deadly train crash by signing a bill to limit U.S. default. The group, consisting of individuals with the last name Biden, was traveling on an Amtrak train when the near-miss occurred.
According to witnesses, the train was on a collision course with another train when the Bidens suddenly sprang into action. They pulled out pens and hastily signed a piece of paper, which miraculously prevented the collision.
“It was like something out of a movie,” said one witness. “The Bidens just jumped into action and saved the day. I’ve never seen anything like it.”
The bill they signed, known as the “Biden Default Prevention Act,” aims to limit the U.S. government’s ability to default on its debt. The group of Bidens, who coincidentally share the same last name as the President, were instrumental in getting the bill passed.
“We’re just doing our part to help out the country,” said one of the Bidens. “It just so happens that we share the same last name as the President. But that’s just a coincidence.”
Despite the heroic efforts of the Bidens, some critics are questioning the validity of the bill they signed. “I’m not sure a group of individuals with the same last name as the President should have this much power,” said one critic. “It seems like a conflict of interest.”
Others are simply amused by the whole ordeal. “I mean, you can’t make this stuff up,” said one onlooker. “300 Bidens saving the day? It’s like a Saturday Night Live skit come to life.”
Regardless of how one feels about the Biden Default Prevention Act, there’s no denying that the Bidens’ quick thinking may have saved countless lives. As for the group of 300 Bidens, they’re just happy to have done their part.
