In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden survived a train crash in Odishaland and went on to sign the debt ceiling bill. The incident occurred when the train carrying the president and his entourage was on its way to a political rally. Eyewitnesses reported that the train suddenly veered off the tracks and crashed into a nearby field.
However, the president emerged unscathed from the accident, much to the relief of his supporters. In fact, some are even speculating that the crash may have given him a boost of energy to tackle the debt ceiling issue.
"I think the crash may have knocked some sense into him," said one political commentator. "He's been waffling on the debt ceiling for weeks now, but after surviving a train crash, he's finally decided to take action."
Of course, not everyone is convinced that the president's near-death experience had anything to do with his decision to sign the debt ceiling bill.
"This is just political theater," said one detractor. "He was always going to sign the bill, regardless of what happened on that train."
Regardless of the true motivation behind Biden's decision, one thing is clear: the debt ceiling crisis has been averted, at least for now. And if it takes a train crash to get our politicians to do their jobs, then maybe we should start scheduling more train rides for them.
