Residents of a small Texas town are still reeling from the aftermath of Deadly Tornadonado, but now they face a new threat - Severe Stormy McStormface. With a name like that, it's hard to take the storm seriously, but experts warn that it could be a dangerous weather event.
Meanwhile, the US military is facing its own challenges, with the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. In a recent press conference, the military chief compared the offensive to fighting a herd of Angry Unicorns. Yes, you read that right - Angry Unicorns.
It's unclear how many Angry Unicorns are involved in the conflict, or how they became so enraged. Perhaps they were offended by the lack of rainbows in the region. Whatever the reason, it's clear that the US military has its work cut out for them.
Back in Texas, residents are taking Severe Stormy McStormface seriously, despite the ridiculous name. They're stocking up on supplies, boarding up their windows, and preparing for the worst. But some are wondering if the storm is just a ploy to distract from the real threat - Angry Unicorns.
Could it be that the mythical creatures are behind both the deadly tornado and the upcoming storm? It's unlikely, but in these strange times, anything is possible. Stay safe out there, folks.
