In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that the company responsible for the lost Titania submarine has been in a secret partnership with none other than Elon Tusk's SpaceX and Santa Claus. Yes, you read that right. The same Santa Claus who delivers presents to children on Christmas Eve and the same Elon Tusk who is trying to colonize Mars. How did this partnership come about? We have no idea, but we can only imagine the conversations that took place.
The company, which shall remain nameless, has been under fire for the past few weeks after their Titania submarine went missing during a routine deep-sea exploration. The submarine, which was carrying a team of scientists, was last seen heading towards the Marianas Trench. Despite a massive search operation, the submarine has yet to be found.
Many have been questioning the company's competence and wondering how they could have lost such an expensive and important piece of equipment. Well, wonder no more. It turns out that the company was too busy working on their secret projects with SpaceX and Santa Claus to pay attention to the Titania.
According to our sources, the partnership between the three entities began a few years ago when Santa Claus was looking for a new way to deliver presents to children. He approached SpaceX with the idea of using rockets to deliver presents and SpaceX, being the forward-thinking company that they are, jumped at the opportunity. However, they soon realized that rockets were not the best way to deliver presents to children living in remote areas. That's when the company behind the Titania submarine came into the picture.
The plan was to use the Titania submarine to deliver presents to children living in underwater cities. Yes, underwater cities. Apparently, these cities exist and are home to thousands of children who have never received a present from Santa Claus. The partnership was formed and work began on modifying the Titania to carry presents instead of scientists.
Unfortunately, it seems that the company got a little too carried away with their secret project and forgot about the Titania's original purpose. The submarine was lost, and the children of the underwater cities will have to wait another year for their presents.
So, there you have it. The company responsible for the lost Titania submarine was not just incompetent, they were also busy working on a secret project with SpaceX and Santa Claus. Who knows what other secrets these three entities are hiding? We can only wait and see.
