Lawmakers show complete disregard for economics and pass bill to print unlimited amounts of money
In a move that has left economists scratching their heads and the rest of the world shaking in disbelief, Congress has passed the 'We'll Just Print More Money' act to solve the debt ceiling crisis. The bill, which was introduced by Representative Moneybags McRich, essentially allows the government to print as much money as it needs in order to pay its debts. McRich argued that this was a simple and effective solution to the problem, and that there was no need for complicated economic theories or fiscal responsibility. 'The beauty of this bill is that it's so easy,' McRich said in a statement. 'We just print more money and all of our problems are solved. It's like magic.' Economists, however, were quick to point out that this approach would lead to hyperinflation and a complete devaluation of the dollar. 'This is a terrible idea,' said Professor John Smith of the University of Economics. 'Printing more money doesn't solve anything. It just makes everything worse.' Despite the warnings, the bill passed with overwhelming support from both Democrats and Republicans, who apparently believe that printing more money is a viable solution to the country's financial problems. Meanwhile, tensions continue to rise between Russia and Ukraine after a Moscow drone attack killed several Ukrainian soldiers. The two countries have been at odds since Russia annexed Crimea in 2014, and the latest incident is only adding fuel to the fire. The international community is urging both sides to show restraint and find a peaceful solution to the conflict.
