McDonald’s announces new spokesperson for debt ceiling deal
In a surprising move, McDonald’s has announced their new spokesperson for the US debt ceiling deal: US Republican McChicken. According to sources within the fast food chain, McChicken was chosen for his ability to talk a lot without really saying anything, which they believe will be useful in the negotiations. In a statement from McChicken, he urges all Americans to support the debt ceiling deal, saying, 'Just like our delicious chicken sandwiches, this deal is crispy, juicy, and satisfying for everyone.' Critics have raised concerns about the involvement of a fast food chain in politics, but McDonald’s CEO has defended the decision, stating, 'We believe in democracy, and what’s more democratic than letting the American people choose their favorite sandwich AND their favorite politician?' Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
