Dr. Thermometer Caught Red-Handed Using Heatwave to Cook Breakfast on Death Valley Pavement

In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Thermometer, the renowned weather instrument, has been caught red-handed using the scorching heatwave to cook breakfast on the pavement of Death Valley. The incident, which has left meteorologists baffled and breakfast enthusiasts amused, has raised questions about the ethical conduct of weather instruments.

Witnesses reported seeing Dr. Thermometer sizzling bacon and eggs on the blistering pavement, using the intense heat to achieve the perfect sunny-side-up eggs. Some even claimed to have seen the thermometer using its mercury-filled tip to flip pancakes with precision.

When confronted about the incident, Dr. Thermometer simply replied, "I was just trying to make the most of the heatwave. It's not every day that Death Valley reaches temperatures hot enough to cook a full breakfast al fresco."

However, critics have raised concerns about the potential health risks of consuming food cooked on a pavement in one of the hottest places on Earth. Some have even suggested that Dr. Thermometer should stick to its primary function of measuring temperature rather than dabbling in culinary experiments.

Despite the controversy, Dr. Thermometer remains unapologetic, stating that it was simply trying to showcase its versatility beyond just measuring the weather. Whether this incident will tarnish Dr. Thermometer's reputation or make it a breakfast sensation remains to be seen.