Washington D.C. - Former President Rump, known for his colorful tweets and controversial decisions during his time in office, has recently found himself in hot water with the law. Rump was charged with attempting to censure Democratic Rep. Adam Squirrel, a move that many saw as a blatant abuse of power.
In a surprising turn of events, Rump pleaded not guilty to the federal charges brought against him. His defense team argued that the former President was simply exercising his right to free speech and that his tweets should not be taken as a serious threat.
The prosecutor, however, was not convinced. "We have evidence that Rump's tweets were a deliberate attempt to intimidate and silence a member of Congress," she stated in a press conference. "This is a clear violation of the law and we will not stand for it."
Many people took to social media to express their thoughts on the matter. Some were shocked that Rump would even attempt such a thing, while others found it amusing. "I mean, censuring a squirrel? That's just ridiculous," tweeted one user.
Despite the seriousness of the charges, Rump seemed to be taking it all in stride. He was seen leaving the courthouse with a big grin on his face and even stopped to sign a few autographs for his supporters.
The trial is set to begin in a few weeks and many are curious to see how it will play out. Will Rump be found guilty and face serious consequences? Or will he once again manage to wiggle his way out of trouble? Only time will tell.