A local man in Smalltown, USA has made a bold claim that his pet rock, Rocky, is running for President of the United States. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, insists that Rocky has the intelligence and charisma to lead the country to greatness.
However, the Supreme Court has rejected this theory, stating that a pet rock is not a legal citizen and therefore cannot run for President. The man argued that Rocky was born and raised in the United States, but the Court was not swayed.
When asked about his decision to back a pet rock for President, the man stated, "Rocky has been with me through thick and thin. He's always been a rock-solid companion, and I know he would make a great leader."
Despite the Court's ruling, the man is not giving up on his dream of seeing Rocky in the Oval Office. He has started a grassroots campaign, complete with posters and bumper stickers, to promote Rocky's candidacy.
Many in the community have expressed their support for the man's efforts, but others have criticized him for wasting time and resources on a pet rock. One local resident commented, "I think it's great that he loves his pet rock, but we need to focus on real issues and real candidates."
As the election season heats up, it remains to be seen if the man's campaign for Rocky will gain any traction. But one thing is for sure: the Supreme Court has spoken, and a pet rock will not be taking the oath of office anytime soon.
