In a shocking turn of events, Marky Mark, the rapper-turned-actor, has gone on a screaming rant about Donald Trump's indictment. The video, which has gone viral, shows Marky Mark screaming at the camera, veins popping out of his neck, as he rages against the President.
But that's not all. In an even more bizarre twist, it has been reported that Ted Kaczynski, the infamous Unabomber, died laughing upon hearing the news of Marky Mark's rant.
The cause of Kaczynski's death is still unknown, but sources close to the case speculate that it may have been due to the sheer absurdity of the situation. After all, who would have thought that a former boy band member would be so passionate about politics?
Marky Mark, for his part, seems to be taking his newfound role as a political commentator very seriously. In a follow-up video, he can be seen wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat and spouting off conspiracy theories about the deep state and the Illuminati.
It's hard to say what's more surprising - the fact that Marky Mark has become a right-wing pundit, or the fact that the Unabomber's cousin found it all so amusing. Either way, it's clear that this whole situation is just too ridiculous for words.
So, rest in peace, Ted Kaczynski. We may never understand why you found Marky Mark's rant so funny, but we can at least take comfort in the fact that you went out with a smile on your face.
