In a bizarre turn of events, Melvin McTrump, the self-proclaimed billionaire and reality TV star, has reportedly thrown a tantrum over the rejection of his application to trademark the phrase 'Tiny Hands'. McTrump, known for his outlandish behavior and questionable business practices, was apparently outraged that the trademark office did not see the potential in his latest venture.
According to sources close to McTrump, he was overheard shouting, "How dare they reject my 'Tiny Hands' trademark! I have the best hands, the biggest hands, everyone knows it! This is a total disaster, folks, believe me."
In a desperate attempt to save face, McTrump has vowed to build an even bigger wall to keep out anyone who dares to mock his tiny hands. "I will show them all that I am not to be trifled with. My wall will be the biggest, most beautiful wall you've ever seen, believe me," he declared in a press conference.
The irony of a man with famously small hands vowing to build a 'bigger' wall was not lost on the public, who took to social media to mock McTrump's latest antics. Memes of tiny hands holding tiny bricks and building a miniature wall quickly went viral, further fueling the fire of McTrump's embarrassment.
As the saga of 'Tiny Hands' trademark rejection continues to unfold, one thing is clear: Melvin McTrump's ego may be bigger than his hands, but his sense of humor is definitely smaller than both.
