Washington D.C. - In a bizarre turn of events, former President Donald Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has come forward with a shocking explanation for the recent sightings of mysterious drones flying over restricted airspace. According to Giuliani, the drones are not a security threat, but rather his latest golf gadgets gone rogue.
Speaking at a press conference outside a local golf course, Giuliani proudly displayed a collection of high-tech drones equipped with cameras and GPS tracking devices. "These drones are the future of golfing technology," Giuliani proclaimed, as he struggled to control one of the unruly devices buzzing around his head.
When pressed for details on how the drones ended up flying over sensitive government buildings and military installations, Giuliani shrugged and blamed it on a "technical glitch." He explained that the drones were programmed to follow his golf ball and provide real-time footage of his swings, but somehow they had veered off course and into restricted airspace.
Despite the skepticism from experts and officials, Giuliani remained adamant that the drones were harmless and simply misunderstood. "They may look like spy drones, but I can assure you they are just trying to improve my golf game," he insisted with a straight face.
As the mystery drones continue to cause confusion and concern among security personnel, Giuliani shows no signs of backing down from his outlandish claims. Whether the drones are truly his latest golf gadgets or something more sinister remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure - Rudy McTrump never fails to entertain with his wild antics.
